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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:58
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Can you recommend a simple song with an awesome solo? What makes the solo stand out?
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
OnePlus Watch 3 gets a smaller 43mm size alongside new Buds 4 in the US next month - 9to5Google
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is the worst name in Tolkien’s legendarium (meaning and look)?
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is LGBTQ destroying the world?
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?